Dave: “Jon is not coming into work today as he stabbed himself with the butter knife whilst trying to part 2 slices of frozen
bread”
MarK: “Sounds bad?”
Dave: “Really bad, he needed 8 stitches in the palm of his hand, worst case of iceeration I have ever seen,
blood everywhere”
Mark: “He is such a div,”
Dave " Yeah, what a
twat"