iWhack

When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.

Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.

by the dirty wizard August 14, 2012

iowhack

EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.

"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."

by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020

iwack

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

by Shakesmear July 17, 2022

ihack

A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as apple inc. hate you getting to their products!

Oh mate, did you hear? I got dat ihack for my fone!

by thetreeswilldecide August 19, 2008

Ishack

Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs

You're such an Ishack

by Anis Habib June 22, 2014

Ishack

Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs

You're such an Ishack

by Anis Habib June 22, 2014