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When you use a portable Ipod or Iphone to observe porno in a place where no computers are available. You then porceed to fondle your genitals until peak orgasm is reached.
Mom: were going to the zoo, you have to go.
Guy: But mom I have important things to do!
mom: I dont care its a family day.
guy: fuck it, ill just iWhack.
iWhack by the dirty wizard August 14, 2012
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EYE-uh-whack (noun) a much deserved smack on the face for when you totally mess up.
"Thank goodness I wasn't one of Joe Biden's Iowa staffers. I'll betcha he gave 'em a good iowhack or two when he got his hands on 'em." "Fourth place! You miserable...."
iowhack by William W. Waterford February 6, 2020
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Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.
Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.
iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022
A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as apple inc. hate you getting to their products!
Oh mate, did you hear? I got dat ihack for my fone!
ihack by thetreeswilldecide August 19, 2008
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014
Terrible perverted human, waste of a sperm, smells like J's kabobs
You're such an Ishack
Ishack by Anis Habib June 22, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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