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dude i need to get off this iLand, i own an iPhone iTouch iMac AND iPad.
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Iland

A teacher who teaches with compassion
I'm iland now
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Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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Riker’s Island green cup

Riker’s Island green cup — part of a basic personal kit an inmate receives upon entering Riker’s Island prison. This cup has a multipurpose function allowing an inmate to shave, brush his teeth, drink water, or make a hot beverage to drink — using prison ingenuity — while in his cell. Often when prisoners “graduate” — leave prison — they bring their green cup with them both as a memento and a reminder.

You don’t ever want to be put into a position where you have to use a Riker’s Island green up; or, to actually learn and experience how useful and versatile it is in the life of a prisoner.
Allen Weisselberg is drinking out of Riker’s Island green cup. Let him sip out of it for a bit; because If they sweat him a little and threaten him with more time; he may just flip on Donald Trump.

You know how they do new prisoners who don’t know how to jail; have no clout; and, no set to have their back. There is no such thing as soft time or short time on Riker’s Island.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 3, 2023
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Ilayda

She is one of the greatest people you can meet.

Ilayda is the most caring person in the world. She loves people who show love and affection And she is also very very funny. She will make you laugh until you cry and can’t breathe.

She‘s the kind of person that loves conversations; the kind who wants to talk about the meaning of life, death, music that makes you feel different, ur fears, childhood memories, ur fav scents, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities, JUST EVERYTHING.

Ilayda will NEVER judge you.

She is trustworthy and will always cheer you up.
Loyalty and respect is very important for her.

Hugs are literally the best thing ever for her! The more you hug her, the more she will fall in love with you. You do not even need a reason, just do it. She will just smile and look into your eyes.

Her music taste is immaculate. She could not live without the music. She loves to drive around and just listen to music. Ilayda does not need expensive restaurants or something like that. Just go on a date with her: to get food and just sit in the car together, talking and enjoying each other's company.

You do not want to lose a Ilayda, believe me.
„Oh isn‘t that Ilayda, she is such a lovely person.“
by jayyyyyy 🌻 April 11, 2020
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Ilayda

Ilayda is a turkish name and means water fairy. A girl named Ilayda is very smart beautiful and athletic. They tend to be shy but once you meet them, they become one of the funniest and greatest friends you will ever meet. Ilayda's smile all the time their smiles are contagious. Also, they have beautiful eyes that shimmer and make you happy.
Ilayda is so great! She's awesome at everything
Yeah she's a princess
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