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Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.

Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)

Adj. Perfect.
1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.

2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.

3) That ilana is so ilana.
by Pink Walrus January 10, 2011
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Feminine form of Ilan, a name of Hebrew origin meaning tree.

Wow, girls named Ilana are always so beautiful.
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Nickname for one can be flirt One of the best and funnest person. She is always a good pleasure to be around with. She is kind and sweet and pretty and the most caring perosn like ever. Loves people named Adam and has many interesting mood swings. Her name to used as a complement and just the name soothes people.
Person 1: You're an Ilana.
Person 2: *sighs and smiles* How sweet
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A pretty Jewish girl who has a great sense of humor and sense of style. She is not only pretty but she gets good grades and is very ambitious. She develops a sense of wisdom at a young age and can have multiple personalities without being fake.
Girl #1- Omg, you changed so much over the summer!
Girl #2- I know, I'm trying to be more of an Ilana.
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This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.
Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!

"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"

"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
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A sexual vampire, they normally tend to feed on jizz.
Herald:Holy shit, its Count Jizzula!! Run!!

Buffy: Do not worry, i slay the sex eating ilana!!!
by Herald lee Blum March 03, 2009
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