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Ipadsturbating 

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.
Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!
Ipadsturbating by McNobbs November 24, 2010
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Rhys Ifans 

Welsh actor star of, Little Nicky, Notting Hill, 51St State, twin town and theatre work in wales and london. Used to be in band super furry animals, very good looking with a ace accent!
Hey, isnt that Rhys Ifans great, i loved him in twin town.
Rhys Ifans by Vicki Baron September 8, 2003
iFags are people who automatically get influenced by Apple's ads and market sales.
iFags will deny anything you say about any other product or company.
They tend to be selfish and don't give a shit about you or your opinions.
They are an odd type of human.
Guy 1: "Hey dude do you like the Xbox One or the PS4?"
iFag:" Apple is better than xbox"
Guy 1:" I asked which console you think is the best"
iFag: "dude shutup iPhones are better because apple is a rich company"
Guy 1: "Ok.. so what do you think about androids?"
iFag: (Gives 20k illogical and absurd reasons of the screen size) "oh yeah and and also it has a new swipe feature and it has appstore"
Guy 1: "you fucking iFags"
iFags by BobTheShapeShiftingLizard November 22, 2014
A community that is pro-jailbreak, but anti-piracy (that really rustles their jimmies). While some actually help people with their Apple-related problems, most of it is just people worried about their own agenda, everyone is in their own little circle. It's not really a recommended site for Apple-help.
An example of an iFans thread. Not all are like this:

boblol123 posted: need help with my iPhone jailbreak. It is stuck in DFU boot loop. Any help?

stupid ifan member posted: lol i <3 your sig. 1st, you have to plug in your ipod to computer. den,you got 2 buy some music from itunes. den youll have some music. your welcome, give me a like and follow plz.

boblol123 posted:ok thanks. But im stuck in DFU mode, i need help to get out. Not buy music.

Stupid admin posted: BAN 4 LIFE LOL!

*boblol123 got a BAN 4 LIFE LOL*

stupid ifan member posted: thx admin. He really rustled mai jimmies. Want to gay cyber secks?

stupid admin posted: no, not 2day. I have to ban ppl ttat need help.
ifans by bgizzle_can_suck_it September 6, 2012
After the release of the iPod and the even more successful iPhone and iTouch, there have been numerous marketing campaigns in which almost every company has featured a product with the letter "i" infront of there product even though they are totally unrelated to electronics or mp3 players.
iFad by SLiCKRiCK00 April 18, 2009
The brief interest in ipad, followed by it's users abandoning it for a new trend.
This is just an ifad.
ifad by *dynamite! January 27, 2010