iDesign 

A magic tool that appears out of nowhere, usually when a homeowner is tensed about the home renovation.

"These hidden renovation charges are getting serious now, wish iDesign was here"

iDesign by Cooperville February 11, 2022

InDesign 

Getting your graphic designer friend to make something look pretty for you.

Hey Joe, will you just InDesign this poster for me? How else will I get people to come to my wedding this weekend?

InDesign by themaskeddesigner October 8, 2012

iResign

Steve P. Jobs' lastest creation or the act of resigning to anything Apple: iPhone, iPad, iPod iWhatever. Refer also to iQuit for job related term.

Steve P. Jobs tweeted this morning one word: iResign.

iResign by NateDR-SATX August 29, 2011

InDesign 

Pain that's it. Not even God himself could figure this out. It makes no sense and is about as user friendly as a noose.

Bob: John can you use InDesign to make a poster for me?

John: Dies from PTSD

InDesign by NotRonWeasley March 29, 2022