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Someone who is obsessed with the latest ipod paraphernalia
Hartley was on his ipod all night, he is an iFreak.
iFreak by iLasVegas April 10, 2009

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

take it off before I break it off 

A threat aimed at someone who is touching you in an uncomfortable or aggravating way.
guy 1: Look, just cuz the hottest girl in school dumped you doesn't mean anything. *puts arm around guy 2*

pissed off guy 2: Take it off before I break it off.

shut face before I break face 

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.
"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

Whats that? Did i break it? 

A phrase used by gamers to imply they have done something right. If someone says this it usually means they probably pawned the shit out of everyone in a free-for-all or team game. In the eyes of a gamer this is considered a great triumph.
*Killionaire,Perfection,Sniper Spree,Unfreakinbelieveable*

SmallSplash "Whats that? Did i break it?

Shawnyboy "Oh shit dude"
Ibrea is a term used to refer to the cleavage, breasts, or general chest of a large breasted woman.
Guy: Dude look at her Ibrea
Dude: No thats too small to be an Ibrea, now that chick with the double Ds now thats an Ibrea
Ibrea by JSSM-FFF April 28, 2010