Definitions by MrDinkleberry

yay

Noun.

Expression of happiness.

Can be used as a verb.

Carlos - yay

Lucy - what are we yaying about

yay by MrDinkleberry August 23, 2006

candy shop 

A store in which candy is sold.

Tim: I'm hungry
Tom: Let's go get something to eat!
Tim: I only have 50 cents
Tom: It's ok, you could get something for that much at the candy shop down the street
Tim: Ok let's go

candy shop by MrDinkleberry December 28, 2005

boy howdy

A term that generally makes no sense at all, used to describe a feeling of happiness or enjoyment. Can be used with an exclamation mark for added excitement.

Carlos: We're going to the movies with a really hot chick tonight.
Diego: Boy howdy!

boy howdy by MrDinkleberry December 18, 2005

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

felony 

A serious crime, usually gives the criminal more than one year in prison.

A man rapes a woman, gets charged with rape. Which gives him 3 years in prison. This is an example of a felony.

felony by MrDinkleberry November 8, 2005

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

He breaks your heart I break his legs by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005