When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
To iJack is to share earphones with a fellow friend, deciding that you don't like that particular song or have come to believe that you've heard better songs in your time and change the song without the permission of the owner or to walk past a friend that is listening to an ipod, and take it from their hand.
Person A: *listening to iPod*
Person B: *takes iPod*
Person A: Bro, that was poker face Person B: *listening to iPod*- shouts "iJacked!"
Proper noun. the newest iProduct, Steve Jobs' latest endeavour; An unsturdy white shelf that is being force-filled with things that don't belong in it. Objects in the iRack often don't get along with each other, and look as though they don't want to be there. While many people feel as though things should be taken out of the iRack, some others feel that large amounts of money should also be thrown at the iRack, and proceed to do so. There is also no exit strategy for items placed in the iRack. Potentially preceeds the iRan, a new brand of shoe devised to distract people from the crumbling iRack.
People with brains: "No!! Stop putting thins in the iRack!!!"
Person lacking brain: "Ah yes, I hear what you're saying, and the answer is, NO, i will CONTINUE to put things into the iRack, AND i'm ALSO going to throw all our money at the iRack!!!"
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.