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I-phoney 

People who just get the latest I-Phone without even considering any other phone on the market. They might like another brand more had they looked into it, but they don't care. They only need the I-Phone. Includes app developers who only design programs for I-Phones and completely ignore the entire Android OS as if it were a third world market.
Greg would love all the options on the HTC but he's an I-phoney.

I was trying to explain a widget to this I-phoney but they were looking at me like I was the crazy one!
I-phoney by Summerbees November 15, 2011
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i-phoney 

anyone who owns an I-phone and never uses any of the features, except for the phone.
Dude, Jack is such an i-phoney, he only knows how to answer that thing!
i-phoney by uncle weaver December 16, 2007

i phone job 

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
i phone job by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020

Go shove an i-phone in your burka 

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.
You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"

I-phone, bitch 

2 words who are used when trying to ridiculise someone who shows any music player other than another I-phone.
Jack: Haha! Look at my shiny new mp3!

Zac:(Shows i-phone) I-phone, bitch!

Jack: Dang I got owned.
I-phone, bitch by Mokx October 14, 2008
A phone that is better than any other phone
What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone
I phone by Big puss puss October 18, 2019
The tubular new technologicly advanced cell phone brought to you by the great folks at Apple and Cingular ;D
HOLY FUCKING SHIT RADIOACTIVE MAN! i just paid 600 bucks for that new i-phone!
i-phone by Joe definesalot May 18, 2007
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