i-bag

The act of T-bagging by a person who is missing one testicle, or a uninut.

Do you think that Lance Armstrong i-bagged Cheryl Crow? I know I would've.

by The Great Badger October 16, 2008

can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

Could I bag you ??

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss 👀👀

-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc😅

by 𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓾 August 11, 2023

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 05, 2011

Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.

"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"

by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021