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Adjective meaning addicted to one's computer, smartphone, or any other internet-related device to the point of being rude. People with iphones tend to be the most irude, but blackberries and computers are also pretty bad.
Scenario 1: During a conversation with a friend, the i-rude offender wil whip out his/her electronic device of choice to check/write email, send a text message, instant message, look something up, etc. He/she then cannot follow the friend's conversation, and must ask them to repeat themselves. This generally happens numerous times, occasionally with apologies or "hold ons" thrown in.
Scenario 2: During a party, the i-rude offender spends more time on their device of choice than talking to other people.
i-rude by unefille December 23, 2008
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess 

Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess

I dont mean to be rude but 

A precursor to being intentionally rude.
I dont mean to be rude but you smell.

I don't mean to be rude

I'm about to be rude, but I don't care, so brace yourself.
Person 1: I don't mean to be rude, but I completely hate you and wish you would burn in hell.

Person 2: WTF?
I don't mean to be rude by lynz87 August 23, 2011

bitch i dont mean to rude 

when you mean to be rude but dont care and she is a bitch
person :bitch i dont mean to rude but u stink
bitch i dont mean to rude by nkfrn November 28, 2017

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife. 

I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
I don’t like her because she is being rude towards Habir and his Wife.
The act of talking about your iPhone or Apple product in the presence of somebody that does not have one.
Person1: "Have you seen the new free game at the App Store on your iPhone?"
Person2: "Oh yeah! I downloaded it last night…"
Person3: “You guys are so iRude, I do not have an iPhone, will you please stop talking about them”
iRude by RAVELAR October 23, 2008
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