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I never promised you a rose garden 

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

I never got into it 

A euphemism for "it sucked".
A: "Did you get Children of Bodom's latest album? It ruled!"

B: "Umm, I listened to it but I never got into it."
I never got into it by Aadvek September 28, 2006

i never let a d-boy bonk for free. 

Nicki Minaj said this in her rap on the song Roger That (Young Money). A d-boy is a dope boy/drug dealer. And "bonk for free" means have sex with her with no costs. So its like "And I never let a dope boy fuck for free."
I never let a d-boy bonk for free.

I never thought 

U didn’t think of sumthin and then someone tells u sumthin and then u like ohhh I never thought
Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped

Monica: ohhh I never thought
I never thought by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

I never lie 

They are most likely lying
I never lie by OctoboiYT November 10, 2021

I never fuck it up 

What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
I never fuck it up by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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