I ate it 

used to answer someone when they are looking for something, whether you don't know where it is, you ACTUALLY ate it, or if you feel like sitting back and laughing at them while they look for the thing even though you know where it is.

If a person is asking for the where-abouts of a female, the scenario could have some sexual undertones. (I ate her).

Scenario 1;
1: Hey have you seen the cookies?
2: I ate it.

(in the above senario, person no.2 ate "it" not them, therefore it ambigous as to whether he actually ate the cookies.)

Scenario 2;
1: Have you seen my top?
2: I ate it.

Scenario 3;
1: Have you seen dad?
2: I ate him.

I ate it by Gustus February 3, 2008

I ate it hard 

When you fall, trip, or tumble hard with great force

Dude! I ate it hard after going off that jump!

I ate it hard by MyLILpony January 25, 2011

so i ate it and it was good 

Used to indicate that someone has just told a very long and/or pointless story.

Amanda: "So my dad did not eat his burrito and I dont know why. Anyway I forgot the point of this story"

Erin: "So I ate it and it was good"

All: HAHAHAHAHA

so i ate it and it was good by Jane Tawney April 24, 2008

I already 'ate it yesterday 

When one bitches about a certain topic, another my reply with this phrase to indicate that they already had a distaste for the subject matter. The joke can be extended to "I have already eaten it."

I hate maths homework.
Mate, I already 'ate it yesterday.

I already 'ate it yesterday by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

but then i ate an orange and it was k 

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"

but then i ate an orange and it was k by EviIRyu January 10, 2012

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it 

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022