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Short for "I are" which is slang for "I am."
"There's no tellin' what I'm go'n do/ Baby I're about to show you/ What you been missin' in your li-i-i-ife when I get inside"

-Jamie Foxx, Blame It
I're by ska-douche April 20, 2010
A goofy little thing I said on discord to confirm my age, 13.
Said to be used as an excuse to be interrogated by higher ups.

I later copyrighted it after a lot of people started saying it in mockery of me

Do not ever use it without -Basil at the end
p1 Just joined this server
p2 How old are you
p1 i're 13- Basil
i're 13 by I're so cringe bro January 8, 2023

i remember you're genocides

human..
i remember you're genocides

i remember you're genocides

An Undertale Reddit meme from 2024. Part of the "insanity" series where people purposefully misspell words and create nonsensical pictures usually adding unrelated characters like Goku and Gaster into the picture.
- Human, i remember you're genocides
- It's like he's in some king of juandice
While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits
I asked darlene to marry me again, we’re having a re-I-do ceremony.. come trip with us
Re-I-do by Whitetrash cunttt June 12, 2019

I hope you're happy 

When someone is being a complete ass to you and is trying to guilt you. They really mean "I hope you're anything but happy".
"You fucking asshole. I hope you're happy."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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