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We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I 

I don't think you're fat 

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.
I don't think you're fat by Michael December 29, 2003

I don't care if you're talking to God 

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

I don't think they're here 

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.
"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.
I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

I don’t know what you’re talking about 

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done
Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…