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i'm toast 

in trouble and hot n sweaty
ex.1 joe man i'm toast

ex.2 joe looks like toast
i'm toast by ryan c c June 16, 2009
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I'm Just Toastin-logic 

I'm just Toastin-logic

I'm done tasting that 

To break up with someone.
You still going out with Joey M?

Nah, he's a loser, I'm done tasting that.
I'm done tasting that by Shuaman October 21, 2018

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever
Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating 

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should
Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating

Im making toast in the bath 

The act of dropping a toaster in a bathtub to end one's life. This expression is typically used when one is angry at a mistake or someone.
Joe said " IM MAKING TOAST IN THE BATH!" after he messed up his piano song live in front of the whole school. Joe is a fag and he likes 69.
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