i'm god
i'm god by Imthebestguyontheinternet June 5, 2020
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I'm God fanfiction
Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.
These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.
For Example:
A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.
SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.
Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.
These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.
For Example:
A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.
SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.
Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.
I'm God fanfiction by Animegirl300 March 8, 2011
Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
A way of declaring your motivation or authority. Useful when said motivation or authority is questioned by someone.
Nikki: Why'd you throw out my stuff and start sleeping with my best friend
You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
You: Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God!
Motherfucka 'cuz I'm God! by HueyFreeman November 26, 2006
i swear to drunk i'm not god
Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."
Unforunately, they aren't.
i swear to drunk i'm not god by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004
I'm a god damn onion mason
I'm a god damn onion mason by Maxipedia May 29, 2023
oh my god i'm totally bi
rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi
oh my god i'm totally bi by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019
God I'm wonderful wall
This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.
God I'm wonderful wall by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010
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