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Film director most notable for the "Rush Hour" movies. Also single-handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise, scrapping all of the character development and careful storytelling that Bryan Singer crafted. He did this in favor of cramming in tons of characters with no plot relevance, and throwing in popular internet trends (Juggernaut Bitch).

Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack.
Brett Ratner: Bryan Singer and Brett Ratner are in that same age range that grew up on comics.

Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.

Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!
by HueyFreeman November 27, 2006
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A band that, unfortunately, is only best known for their Michael Jackson cover of "Smooth Criminal". It sucks because outside of this song, they're actually a really good band.
Teeny bopper: "OMG!!! Alien Ant Farm is awesome! 'Smooth Criminal', like, rocks!!!!"

Alien Ant Farm fan: "Aw, shut up. Go listen to their whole albums instead of the same video MTV plays."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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1. What a black person gets called if they don't speak slang, wear Sean John, or freestyle. A pretty nasty and immature stereotype. The retards who believe in this term characterize an oreo as being "black on the outside, white on the inside". Pretty lame. And yeah, I am black.

2. When two black guys double-team a white girl on each side.
"Yeah, I'm black, I play guitar, listen to rock music, and my jeans don't hang below my ass. I guess I'm an oreo."
by HueyFreeman December 4, 2006
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a. The saddest experience you'll ever know.

b. The declination of something that you do not wish for.
Chris: Hey, do you wanna go out?

Amanda: No.

Chris (under breath): Unnhh... I'm gonna go sink in a river of despair now.
by HueyFreeman October 24, 2006
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A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.
Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."

Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"

Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."

Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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An online network that is recently becoming more comparable to myspace. It started as a college-based network, where kids from different colleges could add each other as friends. Then it branched out to high school. And now, EVERYONE can use it.

If that weren't enough, there's now a "news feed" feature, that lets you see pretty much every move your friends make whenever they log on. It's basically Myspace 2 nowadays.

Even worse, the fact that it's now open to everyone pretty much makes it the stalker's wet dream. It was cool at first, but now it seems more and more like a violation of privacy.
Stalker: Hey, Shannon. I know that you're now going out with Rick.

Shannon: How'd you know that?

Stalker: I read it on the facebook news feed. And I saw the new pictures you added. They're hot.

Shannon: (runs away)
by HueyFreeman November 5, 2006
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The type of jewelery that, according to Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie "Blood Diamond", they have in Africa. Apparently more valuable than american bling.
"In America it's Bling bling. Down here it's bling bang."
by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006
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