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Dexter

A TV show on Showtime about a guy named Dexter. He's a forensics scientist by day, and a serial murderer by night. What sets him apart is that he's a serial murderer of OTHER serial murderers. So he's the good guy of the story. Based on the book series by Jeff Lindsey. Very strange, but well-written.
Tagline: Dexter takes life. Seriously.
by HueyFreeman November 7, 2006
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outfloss

To flaunt so many expensive items of high value to the point where you outdo anybody else who may be flaunting as well.
"22-inch rims... iced-out grill... gold 'round my neck... I outfloss YOUR floss!"
by HueyFreeman August 15, 2007
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transformers

A toy line that was launched in 1984, robotic humanoid characters that could transform into vehicles and other objects such as semis or boomboxes. Their slogan was "more than meets the eye".
A TV show was launched the same year. The show featured pretty nifty writing for its time. Revolved around battling robot races from the planet Cybertron, the Autobots (good guys) and Decepticons (bad guys). They eventually crash-landed on earth and continued their battle for objects called "Energon Cubes", which were the power source for all transformers. The Autobots, led by Optimus Prime, were aided by human teenager Spike and his father Sparkplug (yep, those were their names) in their many battles against the Decepticons, led by Megatron. Your basic classic story of good vs. evil.
Also spawned an animated feature in the late 80s, featuring the death of Optimus Prime, and his resurrection in season 3.
Spawned various spin-offs such as "Beast Wars", "Transformers Armada", and "Transformers: Cybertron". But the best is the original.
A live-action feature film is coming in July 2007, under the direction of Michael Bay, which, depending on your taste in movies, could go either way.
Theme Song:
Transformers, more than meets the eye. Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons. Transformers, robots in disguise. Tranformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers.
by HueyFreeman September 15, 2006
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dear sister

A joke that stemmed from an episode of The OC and Saturday Night lLive that revolves around the shooting death of a character in slow motion, with a memorable excerpt from the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap used as audio. Was amusing at first, but now the subject of done-to-death spoofs on Youtube using clips from various films.
Imogen Heap refrain: (Gunshot) Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyy. Mmmm that you only meant well...
-refrain used in "Dear Sister"
by HueyFreeman October 1, 2007
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jesus freak

A person who supports and believes in Christianity, often to the degree where it's overwhelming, irritating, and even creepy. Some pass out pamphlets promoting God or Christ, plead with you to come to church, and sport stickers or T-shirts promoting their God, whom they've never seen physical proof of. Sometimes they'll even try to force their beliefs on you, so if you're an atheist, beware.
Jesus freak: "Come to church, it won't hurt. Jesus loves you. He died for your sins."

Person: "Well, have you actually seen Jesus or God?"

Jesus freak: "Um, no, but he talks to me in my dreams."

Person: "Uhh... yeah. Piss off, you creep."
by HueyFreeman September 13, 2006
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liquid bling

When you give a girl a generous dousing of urine, preferably to the face, after sex. R. Kelly's method of choice.
Damn! He tricked her out with some liquid bling!
by HueyFreeman December 1, 2006
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prussian blue

The KKK's answer to the Olsen Twins. Twin girls whose minds were tainted since birth by their sick, white supremacist mother. Now they perform and release folk music that, in a "subtle" and "heartwarming" manner, tries to promote and support the disgusting plague that is white supremacy. Not only is it disgusting, it's disturbing. Disturbing in the sense that a grown woman would pollute the fragile, impressionable minds of her offspring with this shit. But they probably won't be going very far anyway; these two girls can't carry a tune in a dumpster.
Racist moron: "Prussian Blue is the best music duo ever! There's *so* much truth in their songs!"

Me: "Shut up, you idiot!" (Punch)
by HueyFreeman September 11, 2006
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