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Scott's horriable mispelling of, "hypocrite"

Kevin is a kypotric because he has no face.

hypotric by TheScott October 6, 2004

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Hypocriception

(noun) 1. a hypocritical notion within a hypocritical notion; derived from the term "hypocrisy" mixed with the title of the popular movie "inception"

Hypocriception at its finest: you are such a hypocrite about being hypocritical!

Hypocriception by #3 W#0 MU57 N07 B3 N4M3D September 19, 2011

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hypotrisy

The practice of politicians admitting they smoked marijuana yet refusing to legalize it

Obama refusing to come out for legalizing marijuana is plain hypotrisy.

hypotrisy by Scooteral1 April 20, 2015

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Hypoprick

a person who is both hypocritical and displays various signs of being a prick.

Also see: Ross

J: Ross called me a slut
M: He is such a hypocrite!!!
J: He is a bit of a prick too....
M: He must be one of those Hypopricks!

Hypoprick by elukhen December 6, 2009

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Hypothical

What you say when you aren't smart enough to pronounce hypothetical.

Angels are hypothical and mythogical.

Hypothical by LactatingFinger-BoobiesofDoom December 22, 2012

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hypocriculous

Adjective describing situations when people are beyond any vestige of funniness or rationality with their hypocrisy and need a one word bitch-slapping to be set straight.

John told me disdain of Jews was intolerant and bigoted and then went back to passing out pamphlets proclaiming the death of Christianity and the rise of an era of Atheism. I called him hypocriculous and dashed his pamphlets to the floor.

hypocriculous by thinggamagum June 24, 2009

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hypotrochoid

what happens when you become tangent to ones curves, aroused.

I achieved a hypotrochoid when I became tangent to her curves.

hypotrochoid by Matematical Sex Fiend October 4, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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