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Hypersocialism

The lifestyle adopted by shallow, ostentatious teenagers. Characteristically annoying and the dispair of people who find it all too pretentious. Hypersocialists are never alone, they are far too busy "going out having a laugh" and "being there for each other 4eva" to do anything worthwhile or solitary. Easily recognised by the relentless mundane chatter about pointless childish incidents incorrectly perceived by the hypersocialists to be amusing and original. They like to throw "wikid" house parties which generally involve drinking Strongbow and White Lightning and listening to the Wurzels (it was vaguely amusing only the first time) until the host gets fed up of being rejected by the many girls he has invited, and insists that everyone "phone for their rides". The evening is topped off by all the guests sitting on the garden wall "aiting for their rides" while the host goes to bed in a strop and The Wurzels play on.....
Hypersocialist: "Oh my God, it was like, so funny, Arron like totally ate a whole candle infront of everyone"

Hypersocialism gives teenagers a bad name
Hypersocialism by RubyTuesday April 8, 2006

Hypersocialising

Most often an irritating situation whereby a person is socialising using a phone or wireless device over the internet whilst already in a social situation. Often ignoring people they are currently in the room with to communicate with 'online friends'.
Steve: "Greg, what are you doing with your phone? Put it away it's annoying"

Greg: "..."

Joe: "Forget about it, he's hypersocialising right now"
Hypersocialising by BerZerKSkuZ October 13, 2011

Hyposocial 

To possess a distinct lack of social skills. From the Latin prefix -hypo, meaning "Less than normal." It is a descriptive word used to define individuals who display qualities that are against social norms, i.e. not bathing, use of inappropriate subject matter with peers or co-workers, distinct anti-pop culture attitude and dress. Can be shortened to simply "Hypo."
"Man, look at David, he's being so hyposocial. He hasn't showered in a week, he's plastered drunk, he's draping all over those girls, and oh my god he's talking about the civil war at a frat party."
Hyposocial by Alex Paliani July 24, 2008

Hyperlocal 

1) to address a location with an absurdly local description to the point where it is confusing to non-residents

2) to generally address a location with a description only comprehended by the speaker

See local, redundancy
Instead of saying, "I'm currently living in New York City", one would say, "I'm currently living on Washington street, near Tony's Pizza and the Chevron Gas Station"

or

One would say, "Take a right near the McDonald's that used to be a Auto Part Store, then go ahead until you get to that nice Falafel Restaurant, then etc..." In place of, "Take a right, then go ahead 2 blocks, then etc..."

Using Hyperlocal descriptions will surely confuse other people.
Hyperlocal by Ron Paul is a Twat January 14, 2008

Hypersocialmediac 

A person who can't resist checking their social media pages every few minutes.
Suzie was a lot of fun before she became a hypersocialmediac
Hypersocialmediac by No_I_Contact October 18, 2021

Trans-hyperspacial Leveling 

Trans-hyperspacial Leveling defines everything that Hyperspace includes. This level sorting system includes universes, multiverses, Planes of Reality and dimensions. The system was discovered by Marlies Oddrún in 2208 and is the first hyperspacial discovery.
The system goes as follows:
hyperspace
dimensions
PoRs
multiverses
universes
space

Classes below others are inside the classes that are above them, and vice versa.
Alexandra: How do you know all of this?!
Bob: It all started when I found out about Trans-hyperspacial Leveling...
Alexandra: What...?