Hyperbeer

The result of a partially frozen beer;
Upon partial freezation, the water which composed about 82% of beer moves to the solid "ice" state before the 18% of magical beer juices join it. In this moment of this Euphoric limbo between beer and its frozen counterpart, the beersicle, the common bro opens the beverage (often with a key) and unleashes hyperbeer (also know as essence of beer).
Hyperbeer is commonly known to be more potent, more delicous, and more bro than any other beer-beverage with only one exeptions: essence of hyperbeer

Dumb bro-"Yo bro, all we have are mostly frozen beers:
Wise Bro- " Fear not bro, this shits about to get real. Break out the hyperbeer!"

Hyperbeer by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 25, 2011

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Essence of hyperbeer

The result of partially frozen hyperbeer

This beverage is only for the most patient bro. Upon making standard hyperbeer, the bro must refrain from drinking in order to freeze the new substance yet again, removing even more of the non-beer (water) content from the hyperbeer. Once the hyperbeer is partially frozen, remove the your essence of hyperbeer and serve at room temperature for maximum taste.

Fear not good bro, if you over-freeze the hyperbeer, you will still have some hyperbeersicles (fully frozen hyperbeer to be eaten).

Dumb Bro- "Bro, all i have is partially frozen hyperbeer"
Bro- "BRO! Essence of Hyperbeer!(frat snap)

Essence of hyperbeer by BRO, WE'RE THE SAME BRO, BRO October 24, 2011

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Hyperborean pull-up

a "Hyperborean pull-up" Is the act of doing pull-ups while shirtless and in the shortest shorts you can find (or naked if you're in seclusion) while it is either snowing or below freezing temperature

I want to finish my 50 Hyperborean pull-ups today, along with my daily 100 pull-ups scattered throughout the day

Hyperborean pull-up by Bur33 February 23, 2021