ascended 

The state or mindset of being intellectually, spiritually and emotionally risen above yourself and any toxic, descended peers

I believe in helping other people. I've quit porn, got a new healthier diet, I'm going for a run everyday, I'm taking every oppurtunity to broaden my horizons, meet new people and expand my mind. I am past wasting my time on foolish actions. I am my own master. I can conquer anything I want to. I am smart and the world is what I make of it. I am ascended

ascended by Ascended Person October 19, 2020

ascended 

On your way to being high. When drinking, we go from sober > Buzzed > Drunk
but for weed its what? Sober > ? > High? Not anymore! Sober > Ascension(ing) > High!

"Bro, how you feeling?"
"Man, I'm starting to feel good, I think I've ascended."

ascended by High omegle guy June 7, 2017

Ascended 

To have cumshotty eyes, or transform to a Super Saiyan Ascended in Dragon Ball Z. In any other case, your eyes turn cummy, mouth opens, head shakes & you are getting the best head of your life.

Johnny ASCENDED when she blew him up.

Ascended by Rainacide December 2, 2007

Ascended master 

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.

The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).

Ascended master by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

ascended weeaboo 

This shares the same meaning as a weeaboo except it applies to all Asian cultures. To be an ascended weeaboo, you've got to be obsessed with 2 or more Asian cultures. The two most common cultures that ascended weeaboos are infatuated with are usually Japanese and Korean.

Person 1: Hey, isn't the girl cute ?

Person 2 : Yeah, she's hella cute.

Ascended Weeaboo : Omg ! She's soo kawaii and gwiyomi-desuu !!

ascended weeaboo by Cornfield Leon April 28, 2014

Ascended Meme 

Sometimes a meme about a work, that wasn't originally included in the original, attracts the attention of the author responsible for that artwork, and the original author decides to actually include it in their future artwork.

One webcomic that made new comedy out of old Garfield strips by removing the title character so it seemed that Jon was a lonely delusional weirdo, was made into a book actually endorsed by writer Jim Davis, too, and complete with several Garfield Minus Garfield actually made by Davis himself. This is an excellent example of an ascended meme.

Ascended Meme by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018

Ascended Mind 

When your so high you have gone to another level, beyond clouds and even life itself. Your just above everyone looking down at life.

Guy 1: Have you notice that the sun follows us where ever we go?
Guy 2: Dude you have an ascended mind and you need to write a book on life and shit.
Guy 1: Woooooooooooooooooooord.

Ascended Mind by NYGizzle In Ur Mizzle May 11, 2011