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Hyogaitis 

The technical term for those who are plagued with the constant act of falling upon their faces whenever they are knocked over, despite how they fall down. This is often present with prissy gay boys; Named after Cygnus Hyoga, the first victim of the disease.

This is well known by the many fangirls and gay followers of the popular 1980s manga and anime series known as Saint Seiya (Knights of the Zodiac in US).
Fangirl#1: Oh my god, did you see him faceplant just from getting shoved?

Fangirl#2: I did! Poor thing must be suffering from Hyogaitis.
Hyogaitis by Pseudonym goes here February 21, 2010

Hyoglossus 

a muscle in your face that moves the tongue.
The hyoglossus' origin is hyiod bone, the insertion is the side of the tongue.
Hyoglossus by E-Raff October 7, 2011
An egotistical, self loving man-whore. Often brings home a different man each night. Loving, yet carefree. Loves a good drink
Wow! He is such a hyogi!
hyogi by bootylicious6426 February 24, 2022

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026