hyames

A good looking boy that likes to play Xbox and his penis is rather large

Why the hyames is sexy

by Landog December 5, 2016

HAMES

Abbreviation for the High School Association for Medical Engineers and Scientists, an exhausting and time-consuming high school after school club commonly established at nerdy science-based vocational schools in the US.

Charlie: “Bro, are you doing M.U.N. this year?”
Nathan: “Fuck no, I have HAMES clinicals to do!”
Charlie: “Fuck that!”

by INeedThisWordInMyEssay June 11, 2018

hames

Irish Slang meaning complete mess.

The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse

by J Shirley January 5, 2005

haymes

He who has no definition. He is his own person. You will never understand what hes about or who he is.

That guy in our physics class is such a haymes

by Thefaceofthewest March 14, 2017

Hamesticle

Someone with homosexual sympathetic tendencies, who believes his testicles are larger than average. This person likely has undiagnosed developmental delays and can't fathom their testicles have retreated back inside their scrotum. In serious cases the entire scrotum will retreat, leaving the appearance of a vagina where the testicles used to reside.

Mark was feeling down and I asked him what was the matter? He confided to me and said his Dr. recently diagnosed him as the first patient suffering from Hamesticle.

by TheRealSicario December 3, 2019

Hames

A Mexican word to describe a bloody, infected rectum.

After Leroy pounded me from behind, I developed a Hames.

by Phuchu May 8, 2016

busta hymes

The coolest name that you can call your kid. Mixed with hymen and busta rhymes' name. It literally means someone that has sex with a lot of virgins.

I have a lot of sex with virgins, hence my first childs name is gonna be busta hymes.

by $mokin J.O.E October 12, 2007