HAMES

Abbreviation for the High School Association for Medical Engineers and Scientists, an exhausting and time-consuming high school after school club commonly established at nerdy science-based vocational schools in the US.

Charlie: “Bro, are you doing M.U.N. this year?”
Nathan: “Fuck no, I have HAMES clinicals to do!”
Charlie: “Fuck that!”

by INeedThisWordInMyEssay June 11, 2018

hames

Irish Slang meaning complete mess.

The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse

by J Shirley January 5, 2005

Hames

A Mexican word to describe a bloody, infected rectum.

After Leroy pounded me from behind, I developed a Hames.

by Phuchu May 8, 2016

Hames

pronounced "ha- mess" the way a hispanic male/female with poor english skills says James

Person 1: Whos in the Toolroom

Hispanic: Hames

(person 1 chuckles loudly)

*Note Peson 1 is white

by 509devil October 4, 2010

hames

Ridiculous way of pronouncing "james" in the latin community, specifically colombia

mike: yo, did you see that hames goal?
derek: hell ya, he's gonna get all the bitches now!

by nermanisded July 14, 2014

Hames

Something really old irish people say when you've fucked up or done something really stupid. It is also often picked up by the younger generstion to describe bad situations

Granny: Eoin youve made a right hames of doing the dishes

Old ass teacher: Eoin now look at this homework yeve made a right hames of it ya feicin eejit

Eoin: sure look at this John ive made a right hames of things, i was meant to be with Brona at the disco but Ciara started twerking on me and now Bronas texting me asking where i am

by OwOtheIrishHoe April 19, 2019

hames

really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing

"is that hames? omg shes a really nice person very and halal mode also really gorgeous everyone likes her and shes amazing really shes so leng everyone likes her shes cool shes everything you're not shes amazing"

by yomamadidthenasty November 23, 2021