Hamesticle

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Someone with homosexual sympathetic tendencies, who believes his testicles are larger than average. This person likely has undiagnosed developmental delays and can't fathom their testicles have retreated back inside their scrotum. In serious cases the entire scrotum will retreat, leaving the appearance of a vagina where the testicles used to reside.

Mark was feeling down and I asked him what was the matter? He confided to me and said his Dr. recently diagnosed him as the first patient suffering from Hamesticle.

Hamesticle by TheRealSicario December 3, 2019

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hesticles

hesticles means Hairy Testicles

Michael has hesticles.

hesticles by ..::Jake::.. April 30, 2008

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Hamesticle • Homesicle • hesticles • hamsicle • Hamsticker • hatesicle • Tairy Hesticles

Homesicle

A way to describe your "homie" that lives in the same "crib" as you.

Dylan my homesicle, wazup?

Homesicle by Chewonit64 October 6, 2005

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hamsicle

A penis when referring to oral sex.

Rhonda might be fat, ugly, and smelly but she sucked my hamsicle like a pro!

hamsicle by MallCop69 November 20, 2020

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Hesticles

Hairy testicles.

My hesticles keep getting caught in my zipper

Hesticles by DJ Jizzy May 11, 2013

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Homesicles

Another way to say homies.

Brian: Wassup, homesicles.
Mina: Hey, Brian.

Homesicles by ranchramen February 24, 2019

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Homesicles

Homesicles

Pronounced : Home • Sic • l • es

Homesicles means like- when you when I have the when when you
Is popularly known from Jaiden Animations

Jaiden: " What's up my homesicles?! "

Viewers: "What"

Homesicles by DolDolDol May 10, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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