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A huxford is somebody who always speaks in negatives. Sometimes they speak with double-negatives.
Jimmy: I'm didn't not lose my virginity
Bill: Jimmy, you're such a huxford
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jayden huxford

jayden huxford is a very immature cunt
jayden huxford by blasthebigboy February 6, 2022
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huffords 

meaning a tree of great warriors. A family of fighters that constantly cause not only trouble but also great victories.

The trouble is for fun but the victories are a way of life.
The Huffords rock.
huffords by nikkishay October 19, 2014
The act of entering into a state of unintentionally provoked rage stemming from confused hypersensitivity to a given situation; an adult temper-tantrum; an over exagerated sense of self-importance resulting in irrational behavior; insubordinate self-destructive behavior intended to slight superiors but gravely back-fires resulting in punitive action. Note: the use of "hufford" is only to be attributed to male behavior.
During a small arms range in Iraq, an NCO becomes angry at one of the officers because he disagrees with the way she is administering the range, so he storms off the range, without permission, making an effort to be observed by the officer. The remaining Soldiers on the range talk amongst themselves: "Man, did you see that guy, what a little bitch!" "Yeah... he gets his panties in a wad all the time." "No shit, did he really just pull a hufford?" "Yeah man, the little queer just walked off the range." "Uh-Oh, he is in deep shit now!"
hufford by Shawn Ward November 5, 2006

Joshua Hufford 

The raw, unadulterated, epitome of awesome.

sometimes used as a verb, meaning "high-speed"
Thats because you aren't THAT guy.

-Joshua Hufford-
Joshua Hufford by Yuff and Bone October 27, 2011
a stereotypical sportsman that's also quite posh but has and unexpected innocent personality
'hes not like the other rugby players on his team, he's fairly hulford compared to the others'
hulford by pickpocketpockets March 22, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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