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hutch it 

To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.

To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.
"Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."

Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):

"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>
hutch it by OTT August 9, 2006
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Hitch-it 

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials
No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.
Hitch-it by JZook October 4, 2008

Italian Escape Hatch 

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
Italian Escape Hatch by tripmobius February 12, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008