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hutch it

To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.

To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.
"Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."

Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):

"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>
by OTT August 9, 2006
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Hitch-it

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials
No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.
by JZook October 4, 2008
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Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
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