Definitions by tripmobius

Birthday Party Pizza

The shitty pizza served at kids' birthday party venues (trampoline parks, bowling alleys, indoor gyms). No one can ever figure out what restaurants it comes from. Cheese only. Uneven slices. Always cold.

"Was the food good at the birthday party?"
"No, it was just birthday party pizza"

Birthday Party Pizza by tripmobius August 20, 2026

Italian Escape Hatch 

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

Italian Escape Hatch by tripmobius February 12, 2025