Hitch-it 

Noun:
The act or ceremony of marrying; marriage; nuptials

No Dawg, I cant play bones. I gotta be at J-Kwon's Hitch-it at noon.

Hitch-it by JZook October 4, 2008

hutch it 

To take a story or joke to the extreme and throw it completely over the edge of any moral standards or proper behavior.

To totally take a joke to a place that is SO WRONG that the room just stares in silence shell-shocked.

"Once I broke my buddy's hand because we thought we could open a beer bottle in the woods by smacking it with a 2x4. Of course that didn't work, and his hand needed lots of stitches."

Followed by (here's the to "hutch it"):

"No, that's not what happened. You all were in the woods and needed the beer bottle opened but instead of doing that, he got down and gave you a blowjob." <cue the odd and awkward silence>

hutch it by OTT August 9, 2006

hitchitch

The restless urge to see new territory, to find what is beyond the curve in the road ahead.

Fulltime RVers after staying for a time get hitchitch and want to move on down the road. So we hook up our RV and move on down the road to see new sights.

hitchitch by Hitchitch September 5, 2009

Italian Escape Hatch 

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

Italian Escape Hatch by tripmobius February 12, 2025