hustile

To aggressively hustle, but with class. A term used by street bikers hanging outside of bars.

“Mane, you out here being hustile.”

hustile by TheMawY’all May 12, 2022

Cleveland hustle

| Cleveland hustle |

1) An unenthusiastically executed and drawn-out attempt, emphasized by lack of effort, coordination, and experience.

- More time and effort is spent complaining about how much time and effort went into the hustle than actual time and effort spent on hustling.

- Typical Cleveland hustler is obese, heavily tattooed, and has a shaved pompadour hair cut with a beard (applies to both Cleveland men and women).

2) A false attempt where a person lies about how hard they worked and complains about their false effort.

“He gave it a Cleveland hustle, and obviously fell far short of his goal. But he made sure to tell everyone how hard he tried and how much effort he put in, despite sitting on the couch eating polish boys all day.”

Cleveland hustle by qetyip24680 October 8, 2016

Hustle Hassan 

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.

Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018

extreme hustler 

1.a person that has 5 or more hustles at one time.2. a person that generates income from 5 or more different sources at one time.3.a hustler that pushes his hustle to the extreme to recieve the maximum benefit

There are a few platinum rappers that are extreme hustlers.They usually rap,sell clothes,start their own record label,sell a cologne,and write a book,and open a store or restuarant and some act in tv shows or movies.The average millionaire is an extreme hustler.The more sources of income you have,the more money you make.

extreme hustler by the mad mac August 25, 2013

Hustle Memory

Its kinda like muscle memory... but when you're black out drunk and still got game. Your brain shuts down but your lady killin' game is polished and does what it does.

Dude, you were hammerfaced last night but you got like 7 numbers and made out with 9 chicks...
...well I don't remember any of that but that's just my Hustle Memory. I keeps it 1oo bruh.

Hustle Memory by bran bran the man November 27, 2013

side hustle 

A term used almost exclusively by Americans, who are somehow still in denial about how rigged the economic system is in favor of the ultra-rich, to describe the second or even third job they have to work to meet the same standard of living their parents had 30 years ago.

All through his childhood, Mike's parents drilled into him that if he studied hard and went to college, the world would be his oyster. Unfortunately, everyone's parents said that, so everyone went to college. Suddenly, college cost several times as much, people were graduating with six figures of student loan debt, and the value of their degrees plummeted because of the law of supply and demand. Now, Mike is working full-time as a coffee barista. It isn't enough to pay rent and save money, so Mike had to move back in with his parents and take a second job driving nights for a rideshare program. This leaves just enough to afford the downpayment on a mortgage if he's willing to live with his parents until he's 40 and nothing horrible happens, like a worldwide pandemic or something. He refuses to acknowledge that the economic system is rigged against him, so instead of organizing for higher pay, better social programs, student loan debt relief, and higher taxes on the people who are ripping him off, he deludes himself into thinking he's "got this" and calls his second job a "side hustle" to make the fact that he's being screwed seem cool.

side hustle by states_the_obvious January 22, 2022

The Nigerian Hustle 

In the early 1960's the communists were still spreading, the word of communism and socialism spread to Africa to a variety of different countries, the Africans had/have a significantly lower IQ than other regions on Earth. So to put it in a simple way, they have sponge brains, they are able to take in portions of information, as though they could not make their own intelligent declarations about any new ideas that they have heard of. So when communism made its way to African countries, not many were greatly effected, except when it came to Nigeria, It has changed the future for the people of nations, Especially the United States of America. In the early 1970's the soviets began sending secret intelligence agents to the country known as Nigeria. They then taught the African people of Nigeria important skills which were used as a weapon against the American people. They realize that there is a universal connection between something. Music... Most people can confirm it aswell that they enjoy music from other countries even though they may not know the backstory of the words that are being poetically spoken. Anyways, The Soviet trained Nigerians are secretly brought to the United States of America as immigrants and then later have their identity changed secretly to make it seem as they were from the USA all along. They then proceeded to use their training to create music taught by the soviets to degrade the American citizens.

Johnny: Hey man, have you heard about the Nigerian Hustle? That shit is ruining our country.

Mick: Yeah, those negros need to go somewhere else I swear...

The Nigerian Hustle by JohnnyRebel777 June 11, 2021