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When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
Jenny gave Steve and I a humburger at the party last night.
humburger by wiki-diki May 13, 2018

Herburger 

1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.

2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal
1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"

2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"
Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012

bah humburgers 

An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004

hurtburger 

a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them
" wanna get a hurtburger im drunk and i dont give a crap about the consequences"
hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006
Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.

In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
humburger by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008

humburgers 

A very disgruntled expression, humburgers are truly unpleasant.
When Bush won the 2004 election, John Kerry let out an exasperated 'bah humburgers!'
humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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