hurtburger
a mcDonalds Cheese burger or any other disgusting burger that makes you feel like shit within 10 minutes of consumption but but you still crave/eat them
hurtburger by GoldSpun October 1, 2006
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humburger
When you're suck two dicks in your mouth at the same time and start humming the star spangled banner.
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Herburger
1) A term mainly used to describe a person who is acting in a foolish, or a rather estranged manner.
2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal
2) Due to the 'Her' it can also be reference to a ladies burger or a feminine meal
1) (A person pulling a silly face) "Stop acting like a herburger"
2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"
2) "Hey what are you getting to eat?" "I'm just going to get a herburger"
Herburger by Jellybelly August 14, 2012
bah humburgers
An expression used when a situation or event is very unpleasant, or you're in a generally bad mood. Taken from 'bah humbug', Scrooge's universally renowned phrase, humburgers are reserved for very aggravating situations. For extreme irritation, see humburgers with cheese
Fat guy: So, yeah, could I get your number?
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
Girl: Sorry, I don't date men with breasts that are bigger than mine.
Fat guy: Bah humburgers!
bah humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004
humburger
Chowing down on a hamburger while a girl is enjoying your cock meat sandwich.
In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
In honor of RJ Umberger, go Flyers! YEP!
While watching the Flyers and eating a Bubba burger, I received a humburger from my slampig as Umberger scored the winning goal.
humburger by YEP Logjammer May 3, 2008
humburgers
humburgers by Ruum December 1, 2004
Hornburger
Hornburger: to be a very horny person.
▪Always thinking dirty
▪Masterbating more than your average person
▪etc.
▪Always thinking dirty
▪Masterbating more than your average person
▪etc.
Hornburger by Acid_Bunnx May 23, 2018
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