humpydumpy 

humpy and dumpy yeah!

when you humpydumpy a man but dumpy your friend

humpydumpy by dkika October 11, 2021

Humpdump 

The act of defecating after a person has engaged in anal sex and been the 'receiver'.

i.e. He did me in the ass so I took a humpdump on him.

Humpdump in your mouth yo!

Humpdump by Jake Sklar November 28, 2004

humpy dumpy 

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

humpy dumpy by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

HumpNdump 

The act of hit and run

A one night stand

That Joe gave the ho the ole HunpNdump

HumpNdump by JokemasterJimmy January 25, 2004

humpytrumpydumpy 

A humpytrumpydumpy happens during sex. It can happen to both men and women. It's when you are the one humping. You hump too hard that you end up farting. The combination of the humping and farting creates pressure in the back and ends up making u shit...

Guy 1: Hey! Heard you had sex last night! How'd it go man?
Guy 2: Badly.....
Guy 1: Oh god why?
Guy 2: Well...I got a little carried away and ended up doing a humpytrumpydumpy........

humpytrumpydumpy by Lejdjdjdj January 3, 2017

Humpndump 

When you have sex with a girl (or boy) and then run to the bathroom to unload a large duce

dude I just humpndumped a girl last night and totally clogged her toilet

Humpndump by LLKoolM July 3, 2009

humpdump 

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.

Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!

humpdump by johnr69 March 24, 2009