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(n, v.) The act of committing an undertaking in the public eye that serves to bring irreparable damage (crack) to one's reputation, intense ridicule and overwhelming embarrassment. Tell tale signs that one has committed a humpty and knows it (or has been informed by PR) include:
-appearing on every day-time and late-night talk show with nothing to promote except not being hated by the public
- your name becomes a verb
-the overwhelming hatred and ridicule for you is so strong that you become the common enemy that unites two or more groups with previously irreconcilable differences
V, past tense - Did you see Tom Cruise on Oprah? Wow, he really pulled a Humpty when he jumped on the couch like an idiot.
Humpty by TheHumpties July 16, 2008
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Someone who falls too quick and gets their heart broken every time.
Lindsay: Damn humpty only knew me 5 days and fell in love already.

Kayla: Stage 5 clinger for sure!
Humpty by LMKSrfass December 20, 2018
The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.
Humpty by poroekd October 13, 2022

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show
"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."
Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

Humpty Dance 

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.
Humpty Dance by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004

humpty dump 

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
humpty dump by Twathenge April 10, 2006

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019
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