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humplex by BananaJuice April 3, 2015
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Humplecracken
A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.
Humplecracken by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009
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humplestiltskin
A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
humplestiltskin by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005
humple
Much akin to the huggle that is so widespread, a humple is the same motion, only involving more leg movement (either one or both legs typically wrapped around the receiver.
humple by Gawmonster December 22, 2008
fingeringbert humpledink
She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.
fingeringbert humpledink by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008
spanky humpler
spanky humpler by john flannery February 7, 2008
humplefairy
humplefairy by David Vosolo October 3, 2007
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Pee Calculus
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