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Humplecracken 

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.
"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...
Much akin to the huggle that is so widespread, a humple is the same motion, only involving more leg movement (either one or both legs typically wrapped around the receiver.
* Alan_McGuire humples Ace.
<Ace> =)
<Ace> ok thats kind of odd
<Ace> lol
<+Alan_McGuire> lol
humple by Gawmonster December 22, 2008

fingeringbert humpledink 

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.
She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

spanky humpler 

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...
ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...
spanky humpler by john flannery February 7, 2008

humplefairy 

Vossy: where is kerian?
Dozer: lolcano humplefairy
humplefairy by David Vosolo October 3, 2007