humplex

A humplex is when you have a complex from/while humping.

Holy shit. Sharkesha gave me a humplex!

by BananaJuice April 3, 2015

Humplecracken

A Mythical dragon like beast that lives under your bed, munches on biscuit crumbs and has a tiny penis.

"There's crumbs in the bed again"

"Must have been the humplecracken"

by Insideoutgirl May 8, 2009

humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

humple

Much akin to the huggle that is so widespread, a humple is the same motion, only involving more leg movement (either one or both legs typically wrapped around the receiver.

* Alan_McGuire humples Ace.
<Ace> =)
<Ace> ok thats kind of odd
<Ace> lol
<+Alan_McGuire> lol

by Gawmonster December 22, 2008

fingeringbert humpledink

A girl who will masturbate at any and every given opportunity, often engaging in beaver smudging.

She was a serious fingeringbert humpledink.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

spanky humpler

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...

ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...

by john flannery February 7, 2008

humplefairy

tall people looking for something / someone small

Vossy: where is kerian?
Dozer: lolcano humplefairy

by David Vosolo October 3, 2007