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Hump Jump 

The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.
He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend
Hump Jump by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012

Hump-hump jump 

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.
Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.
Hump-hump jump by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010

Jump hump 

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement
Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.
Jump hump by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021

Jump Hump 

The next level up from the Mormon Dick Soak. A friend of the participating Mormons can jump on the bed to create a sort of artificial thrust, thereby increasing the stimulation of the soaking parties, while still keeping all involved in God's good graces.
Sorry I have to cancel dinner tonight, Stacy needs me to jump hump for her again.
Jump Hump by PharttBoi September 26, 2021
Word of the Day on September 27, 2021

Hump and Jump 

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.
"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.
Hump and Jump by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

Dava Dick Hump n' Jump 

When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.
Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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