hummercat

A cat who rocks a Hummer limousine. Generally interested in chillin', coolin' it, and fighting crime.

I bet there's a hummercat up in that limo.

by snerdfan79 February 26, 2013

hummercat

A hummer cat ....is like a hummer ...but instead of the girls mouth...its the girls vagina(cat);pussy farting on the penis or balls!

Man Last night i heard Erin did a hummercat to Nick and he said He's never Ever felt anything better!

by esmfno December 22, 2004

hummelcaust

When a Jewish man ejaculates profusely onto a person’s external body part (i.e. all over the ass, all over the tits, etc.) and kills six-million Jews in the process.

I totally unleashed the hummelcaust on dat booty last night.

by DolceGabbanaMarcy January 8, 2020

hammercapped

When you're so effin hammered that you act like you're handycapped

Yo I got so hammercapped last night that I needed a wheelchair to get home

by 3 philosophers January 20, 2015

stretch hummeria

You do not want to smell this. A mixture of fart, diahorria, puke and burp. Not a good look

Jay : Omg that humms
Dan : Yeh it is damn saggy
Tony : Mannn, thats a stretch hummeria

by Damn Saggy January 19, 2008

humperbatch

One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.

"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 3, 2004

hammernated

The art of being intoxicated

I am so hammernated.

by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010