humknocker

acronym/slang
Half Ur Money Never O Csee Kids Ever Right
A woman so extraordinarily attractive that a man would arguably risk losing half his money in a divorce settlement and visitation rights to his children just by being near her. The term derives from the instinctive appreciative hum a person makes upon seeing someone that stunning, combined with the gut-punch realization of what acting on that attraction could cost.

Origin: Coined circa 2010 by an individual who, upon witnessing a woman of exceptional attractiveness, found himself unable to articulate the specific combination of qualities that made her so dangerous to his financial future and custody arrangement — and decided the English language needed a word for it.

Example:
"Yo, did you see that woman at the bar? Full humknocker. I'm talking HUMNOCKER."

humknocker by Capstone May 15, 2026

Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hamknockers 

Large natural breast of a woman.

Look at those hamknockers.

Hamknockers by Ninja Nurse May 15, 2018

Hogknocker 

A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

Hogknocker by AlmasiD May 31, 2009

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009