huking

The act of masturbation in front of the ones computer resulting in jizz on the key board.

I was wackin' off so hard to the porno on my computer i didn't even notice that I got cum on my key board.

by sickdeath June 8, 2005

Huked

Kicked out from a group and made to rejoin because they have nowhere else to go.

LOL, he got Huked!

by Lucianno October 17, 2003

Huked

When you burp and puke at the same time, the food that comes up rickaches off the top of your mouth. If it doesn't hit the top of your mouth, it is simply called a burppuke, or a buke.

"I just huked, so no worries here.'

by McKevin June 27, 2007

Huke

The act of masterbating while puking through rage.

‘Brian attempted to enrage Stephen by calling him a Rangers fan, when in actual fact it was Brian who was the Rangers fan. This slanderous remark by Brian made Stephen want to Huke.’

by Slapheid May 17, 2021

huke

When you see something so vial and shocking, you may unexpectedly barf.

Man, when my friend drank those 10 shots of jager, it almost made ME huke.

by hoboman September 11, 2003

huke lemmings

A bomb-ass blonde bitch who owns this ass.

"have you seen huke lemmings?"

"oh yeah, I saw that sexy giraffe last night ;)"

by lalalalalalalalalalalalala February 19, 2016

Huke

When some one talking with you, but you don't want to listen

this word is who care

Huke? What are you talking about

by Yoppt October 24, 2022