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huge penis 

Noun.
A male's penis that exceeds the average size, of which is 12.7-15 cm (5-5.9 in) in length and 12.3 cm (4.85 in) in circumference when fully erect.
In the locker room, I peaked at John Smith's 8 inch long penis; it is a huge penis.
huge penis by TommyJay June 7, 2007
Words you can keep

HUGE PENIS 

Last night your mom told me thatI have a HUGE PENIS
HUGE PENIS by Shatinator March 14, 2007

wow that's a huge penis 

when someone has a huge penis
wow that's a huge penis mike

Charizard's Super Huge Penis 

Charizard huge penis is so large that it will destroy ash's Pikachu in one shot
I love sucking Charizard's Super Huge Penis

'A bloke with a huge penis'

a phrase a person says who is hiding the fact that they actually have a micro penis
Nathan: im 'a bloke with a huge penis'

my pen is huge 

Another way to say that you got a big dick
my pen is huge by Hardley Surton December 10, 2006

hughpenis 

Finding sexual happiness with a man named Hugh
I just need some hughpenis in my life
hughpenis by whguh February 4, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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