hugar

Hugar (noun): a very fat hand rolled rolled cannabis blunt cigar. Made using a normal full sized blunt outer wrap with a half eighth (or more) of commercial grade herb.

When I said you could smoke with the dancers I didn't know you were going to pull out this hugar. No more they are getting high and lazy.

hugar by badintense March 8, 2014

Hugar Hookies 

Pronounced like sugar cookies, but with an 'h'. Synonymous to skanks or baby prostitues.

Y'all are a bunch of hugar hookies

Look at those hugar hookies working the corner

Hugar Hookies by Sloane Boner February 4, 2010

Hungarian Switch 

When Hungary switched sides during World War 2. This 100% totally happened.

Isorrowproductions: Time to do the Hungarian Switch, don’t look that up on urban dictionary.

Hungarian Switch by DomEatsToblerone December 22, 2022

HegartyMaths 

A maths website run by a big nonce called Collin Hegarty. Gives many children Hegarty depression. Collin was also probs a sweat at school. It it is also believed that most maths teachers have shrines dedicated to him in their cupboards.

HegartyMaths gave me freaking cancer last night.

HegartyMaths by sccreeper March 10, 2019

Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

Sammy Hagar paradox by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

Friggen Huar Mier 

noun: for when some really special kid repetitively runs their mouth without thought during math because they have special needs. Also can be generally applied to anyone when you need them to STFU without the teacher smashing you from behind. Typically the first user of this word is the superior special forces operator at the table.

Example 1: STFU Friggen Huar Mier, I'm friggen trying to do fuggin work!

Friggen Huar Mier by the yeetster 64 March 4, 2019

Collin Hegarty

A big nonce who created the stupid maths homework website, HegartyMaths. What a hypocrite for using his own last name in his website name. He is the reason many kids get what is called the Hegarty Depression. He is the satan of many kids lives. He is also known as Mr Hegarty.

I got the Hegarty Depression because of Collin Hegarty and his stupid maths website

Collin Hegarty by Shanielle September 4, 2019