hmtfu

Hit me the fuck up - Message me/contact me asap

If you get that weed link hmtfu

hmtfu by BedderDedder January 27, 2016

hmtfu

Hook Me The Fuck Up

Zucot says, "need nero?"
patkey says, "hmtfu"

hmtfu by patkey June 2, 2004

HMTFU

It means Hit Me The Fuck Up. You send it to a girl when you you want to fuck

Guy “Hey girl hmtfu” Girl “ I’m DTF I’ll see you in 30 min”

HMTFU by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

HMTFU

Hit Me The Fuck Up

Used when "hmu" isn't enough.

"Dude I've been waiting for an hour, what's his face better HMTFU ASAP."

HMTFU by IGotTheSudss June 25, 2025

hstfunsotd 

Hoe Shut The Fuck Up& Suck On This Dick

“She tryna talk, I’m tryna hit, HSTFUNSOTD!”

-Comethazine

hstfunsotd by ムムマロヴ✇ May 1, 2019

htfu 

Harden The Fuck Up

Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.

1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"

htfu by Chopper Read October 12, 2006

as ugly as a hatful 

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

as ugly as a hatful by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008