Howarding
The realisation that while you are at the top of your game and on freakin' fire, the rest of your office is leaving you to do all the work.
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howarding
you were howarding for a ride last night
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Julia Howarding
To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.
Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"
Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."
Or
Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"
Chris: "Did I ask?"
Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"
Julia Howarding by Vixenne July 12, 2021
james howarding
A/
a man calls james howard and agrees to meet at 8
at 8 the man calls james howard
james howard replys " 2mins "
man waits half an hour 30mins calls james
james howard replys " sorry. 10mins "
man waits 20mins calls james
james howard replys " sorry mate 5mins "
man waits 2hours calls james
no answer
this is james howarding
B/
hey bro see ya in 20
bro replys yea bro dont james howard me
a man calls james howard and agrees to meet at 8
at 8 the man calls james howard
james howard replys " 2mins "
man waits half an hour 30mins calls james
james howard replys " sorry. 10mins "
man waits 20mins calls james
james howard replys " sorry mate 5mins "
man waits 2hours calls james
no answer
this is james howarding
B/
hey bro see ya in 20
bro replys yea bro dont james howard me
james howarding by a good pal January 10, 2014
Amber Hearding
Amber Hearding by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022
Amber Hearding
While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
Amber Hearding by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022
Amber Hearding
Amber Hearding by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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