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How are babies made 

Babies are made when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling without using a condom. But you should not be asking me this you should be asking an adult.
Son: mommy how are babies made
Mom: well hon when a man puts or injects his penis into a womans vagina while pushing & pulling.
Son: oh thank you mommy now I know
How are babies made by Infopplneed November 2, 2019

how are babies made 

ask your parents because i cant tell you.

how are babies made? 

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy injects his no-no part into the mommy's no-no part.
Timmy''how are babies made?''
John''They fuck each other''
Timmy:''that explains a lot''

How Babies are made 

When you forget to wear a condom

That's how babies are made 

When you do something awesome either on purpose or by accident and want to rub it in another's face
Doing an awesome power-slide in your car landing perfectly in a parking space, the driver then turns to the passenger and exclaims "that's how babies are made!"
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