hoverlation
hoverlation by JochenEnglish November 27, 2011
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hoeflation
The concept of men having to work 20x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were
hoeflation by Bigdaddymomo June 30, 2022
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Hoeflation
Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.
Hoeflation by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022
Hoeflation
Hoeflation is a derogatory portmanteau of "whore" and "inflation", used to refer to the unfair Pareto Distribution principle (80/20 rule) that has appeared in dating culture due to the advent of internet dating (such as Tinder). It essentially affirms that the dating market tends to be rigged in favor of women. The top 80% of women only really go after the top 20% of men (female hypergamy), whereas a few decades ago, typically women would find men on their level as opposed to men way above their level. Women only date upwards now, and by a lot. The average man nowadays needs to work several times (~5x) harder than his grandfather (finances, bodybuilding, career etc.) to attract women who are several times (~7x) in lower quality (inferior) to his grandmother (less attractive, abhorrent personality) etc. Lets do a quick inflation formula with the 5 and the 7. Real Inflation Rate = ((New Price - Old Price) / (Old Price x Quality Factor)) x 100 so we get Real Inflation Rate = ((50 - 10) / (10 x 7)) x 100 which is a 571% real inflation rate (rate of Hoeflation in this case) that men must bear the cost of. Now lets look at some more math. According to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches while Lil Wayne says that bitches come a dime a dozen. So one good girl is worth $8.33, so a bitch is $0.00833 (these are all in USD).
Friend 1: Dude, I make a ton of money, I'm fit, I have a decent career and house. A girl rejected me on Tinder because im only 5'11" tall. She wants a 6'0" man.
Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.
Friend 2: What the heck? Thats crazy, sounds like Hoeflation on Tinder to me. Ouch.
Hoeflation by davidmilldurger March 30, 2023
hoeflation
The expectation of a male to be at least 6 feet, have body fat under 15% and make more than six figures.
The first observations of this were made in 2013 by Professor Dr. Mens
The first observations of this were made in 2013 by Professor Dr. Mens
hoeflation by hltvMen July 11, 2022
Hoeflation
Hoeflation is the result of two words put together. Hoe and inflation.
It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.
Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
It is a slang which basicly means that it is the variation in the amount of money a man would have to spend on himself and on dates in order to meet the superficial requirements which "HOES" find attractive.
Since meeting girls or women that fit the carachteristics of a "hoe" are usually shallow and superficial, to invest in yourself in order to satisfy those requirements is in true an awful way to spend your money.
Average Joe : Why can't I find a nice girl to share a life together, to be my wife, to have a family and to raise kids? I’m getting tired of this dating life.
Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.
Average Joe : So, what should I do?
Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
Wiseman : I see you all fit and groomed, dating girls from dating apps and in the end you are always complaining about anxiety and loneliness. Using your vocabulary I would say that HOEFLATION is too high nowadays. Women tend be much more selective than men on dates and nowadays with the help of dating apps, the options for women are virtually endless. So, in order to stand out between so many options, men are spending much more money in looks and material things in order to get the hoes attention.
Average Joe : So, what should I do?
Wiseman : Uninstall any dating apps completely, invest in knowledge and in your health. Be aware of life around you. Knowledge raises perception. Be interesting. The price of HOES may be very high nowadays but real women are PRICELESS and also YOU.
Hoeflation by Friend of the Wiseman May 26, 2023
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Hoeflation by doo-dooButt March 23, 2023
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