Hoelationship

When two hoes, or those with hoe tendencies, enter or maintain a loosely-defined, monogamous relationship with one another. Even though both parties have left their hoe status in their hoelationship, both individuals will always carry the “hoe” with them.

Did you hear? Jenna and Lucas have been in a hoelationship for over 6 months now! Who would’ve thought?

by Nicholasssssss November 30, 2019

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Hoelationship

A mutual agreement that you are each other’s hoe

“Me and Jessica have been talking but we’re still trying to talk too other people so we’re in a hoelationship”

by Tony Bell August 20, 2021

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Helationship

he-ley-shuh n-ship -NOUN

1. a connection, association, or involvement between platonic men.

2. The step after a "bro-mance"

3. an emotional or other connection between men: the platonic relationship between guys, but not homosexuals.

My bromance has prospered into a beautiful "helationship"

I have been in a "helationship" with Bill for 3 months now.

by Mixologist November 4, 2010

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Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016

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