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houssei is an amazing friend she is very funny and will fight anyone who makes you sad. sometimes she will be distant but it’s because she has something going on. she doesn’t talk about her problems in depth but cares about you a lot and will always ask about your day. houssei is beautiful and very smart. she loves marvel movies and can talk about it for hours. if you have houssei in your life keep them
friend 1: my friend is the best person in the world

friend 2: yeah because they’re a houssei
houssei by anonymousperson428 June 9, 2021
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houssein 

A man you can trust, he is kind, caring, smart, somewhat good looking. He would never do anything thing to make you feel bad, if you tell him a secret he wouldn't tell. He is amazing
Fuck you i wish you were more like a Houssein
houssein by Xrt7yfc77ytdyg November 2, 2016

housenick 

To fail miserably at something. A reference to Philadelphia Phillies beat writer Mandy Housenick of The Morning Call, who wrote an article in the summer of 2010 about how outfielder Jayson Werth should have been traded because he's mean to the media.
Baseball fan: "Wow, T.J. Simers really Housenicked that Marcus Thames column. He was being a real jerk, and he shouldn't of taken it so personally."
housenick by uublog June 20, 2011
Pro-actively male gay. Feminist in every way. A lover and not a provider. When asked, he, "receives," and does not give... Commonly otherwise known as jardone (translation: rat)
"Dude, why are you so Hussni today?"
"I don't understand why he's being such a Hussni!"
hussni by Hussni May 28, 2008
Housnia is a lovely and hot girl. She might be shy at first but as time goes you will see that she is crazy. She will be the best friend that you can ever make, she will make you fell good about yourself and she kinda cute too.
OMG I need a Housnia in my life.
She looks like Housnia.
Housnia by anonymous November 22, 2021

Houssein 

This straight man that is not homosexual is the sexiest and the most trustworthy guy in the world. The man is soo good looking that he can turn stright men gay and lesbian women straight. He is so strong that he can kill anyone just by looking at them. If a Houssein is not muscular, he is still very good looking and has IQ higher than Albert Einstein.
To be a Houssein is impossible unless you were born with the name.
Houssein by Vaccuum November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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