Housewad

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A good-for-nothing stay at home man/husband.

Ever since Hans got fired he's been playing housewad while his wife works.

Erik married into money and that lazy slapnut has been a housewad to this day.

Karl: Hey Mike, let's go grab a beer and watch the game.
Mike: Can't man, I have to have the laundry done before Carrie gets back from her trip.
Karl: You are such a housewad.

Housewad by knj55108 October 30, 2011

Words you can keep

houseware porn

Luxurious catalogs of high end houseware retailers which are browsed obsessively.

My wife spends hours looking at houseware porn.

houseware porn by brew22 September 5, 2010

housedad

A man that lives in a fraternity house and acts like a house director. He interacts with alumni and parents, oversees maintenance, and manages the budget

The housedad had to call the air conditioning company today to have them repair the air conditioner in the fraternity house.

housedad by beckster440 March 1, 2009

housedad

A stay-at-home dad. He looks after the house and/or kids while she does the breadwinning thing.

Felix got made redundant so he became the housedad to the five kids, the goat, three salamanders, a budgie, five cats from next door and the vacuum cleaner. His wife started a very successful junk mail collection and recycling business. He's never been happier in his life! She's never been happier in her life!

housedad by playBunny September 16, 2007

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

florida housewarming party by punzerchat September 3, 2017

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

Reverse Housewarming Party by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

horsewad

When a horse ejaculates.

Mr. Stewart is a total horsewad.

horsewad by mbr April 25, 2006

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026